LMJargon https://lmjargon.info/ Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:53:11 +0000 https://i.snap.as/MsKrjXY0.jpeg LMJargon https://lmjargon.info/ LM Jargon https://lmjargon.info/cover-page?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[LaserMaster Research and Development Big Gihugic Lexicon of Sick &amp; Twisted Jargon &amp; Slang Todd Lehman: Original Editor in Chief Pre-press version: June 13, 1993 Converted to HTML by Dave Polaschek June 28, 1995 – July 5, 1995, Converted to Frontier by Dave Polaschek Feb, 1999. Updated to be XHTML compliant, beginning May, 2002. Broken into individual entries and rewritten in markdown, June 2024. Copyright © 1992-1996 by LaserMaster Corp. Copyright © 1997 by ColorSpan Corp. All rights reserved. Including the right of reproduction in whole or in part in any form Published by Fibblesnork Dictionaries A Division of Fibblesnork Industries, Ltd. in association with Gonzo Wahoo Productions Dictionary Editorial Offices: Fibblesnork Dictionaries, 7188 Sturdy Oak Road, Hidden Prairie, Minnesota 55344. Manufactured in the United States of America Where they use Letter-size Paper of Hate Instead of A4-size Paper of Love]]> LaserMaster Research and Development

Big Gihugic Lexicon of Sick & Twisted Jargon & Slang

Todd Lehman: Original Editor in Chief

Pre-press version: June 13, 1993 Converted to HTML by Dave Polaschek June 28, 1995 – July 5, 1995, Converted to Frontier by Dave Polaschek Feb, 1999. Updated to be XHTML compliant, beginning May, 2002. Broken into individual entries and rewritten in markdown, June 2024.

Copyright © 1992-1996 by LaserMaster Corp. Copyright © 1997 by ColorSpan Corp. All rights reserved. Including the right of reproduction in whole or in part in any form

Published by Fibblesnork Dictionaries A Division of Fibblesnork Industries, Ltd. in association with Gonzo Wahoo Productions Dictionary Editorial Offices: Fibblesnork Dictionaries, 7188 Sturdy Oak Road, Hidden Prairie, Minnesota 55344.

Manufactured in the United States of America Where they use Letter-size Paper of Hate Instead of A4-size Paper of Love

]]> https://lmjargon.info/cover-page Wed, 05 Jun 2024 19:06:39 +0000 Stub Snubbing https://lmjargon.info/stub-snubbing?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[nonce word span class="partofspeech"v./span Removal of function or procedure stubs when they are no longer necessary. ]]>
  • nonce word v. Removal of function or procedure stubs when they are no longer necessary.
    • ]]>     https://lmjargon.info/stub-snubbing Tue, 04 Jun 2024 16:12:28 +0000     Stools Directory https://lmjargon.info/stools-directory?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[span class="partofspeech"n./span The directory S:\TOOLS and its subdirectories. No longer located on S: for most people due to shuffling of files to make room. qI think you can find it in the Stools Directory./q ]]>
  • n. The directory S:\TOOLS and its subdirectories. No longer located on S: for most people due to shuffling of files to make room. I think you can find it in the Stools Directory.
    • ]]>     https://lmjargon.info/stools-directory Tue, 04 Jun 2024 16:11:56 +0000     Stinky https://lmjargon.info/stinky?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[span class="partofspeech"n./span LeeB's plastic toy horse on a stick that travels with him to all trade shows and all parties and dinners at such trade shows. He was born Dec. 12, 1988, and baptized and christened a few months later. He rode on the front of the truck like a masthead whenever LeeB drove to trade shows and has logged over 24,000 miles. ]]>
  • n. LeeB's plastic toy horse on a stick that travels with him to all trade shows and all parties and dinners at such trade shows. He was born Dec. 12, 1988, and baptized and christened a few months later. He rode on the front of the truck like a masthead whenever LeeB drove to trade shows and has logged over 24,000 miles.
    • ]]>     https://lmjargon.info/stinky Tue, 04 Jun 2024 16:11:07 +0000     Stimulated https://lmjargon.info/stimulated?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[bastardization span class="partofspeech"adj./span Simulated, as in stimulated cheese food. See also simulated cheese. ]]>
  • bastardization adj. Simulated, as in stimulated cheese food. See also simulated cheese.
    • ]]>     https://lmjargon.info/stimulated Tue, 04 Jun 2024 16:10:20 +0000     Spud https://lmjargon.info/spud?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[span class="partofspeech"n./span Child or baby. qThe little spud looks just like you. Burps like you, too./q ]]>
  • n. Child or baby. The little spud looks just like you. Burps like you, too.
    • ]]>     https://lmjargon.info/spud Tue, 04 Jun 2024 16:09:05 +0000     Sports Car Dump Truck https://lmjargon.info/sports-car-dump-truck?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[span class="partofspeech"n./span A product that does everything, but does no single thing really well. LeoS coined the term in a conversation with GregB, who wanted an imaging product that was infinitely fast, infinitely functional, and cost nothing (the sales person's dream, except for the comission part). The original phrase was qsports car dump truck with wings./q]]>
  • n. A product that does everything, but does no single thing really well. LeoS coined the term in a conversation with GregB, who wanted an imaging product that was infinitely fast, infinitely functional, and cost nothing (the sales person's dream, except for the comission part). The original phrase was sports car dump truck with wings.
    • ]]>     https://lmjargon.info/sports-car-dump-truck Tue, 04 Jun 2024 16:08:28 +0000     Spooge https://lmjargon.info/spooge?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[span class="partofspeech"n./span An undesirable or unusual substance, for example an unanticipated toner- or non-toner related mark on a fresh page, or a goopy food substance in the wrong place. span class="partofspeech"adj./span Containing a combination of substances, as in a "spooge donut" (chocolate a with cream filling) or "spooge chips" (sour cream and cheddar potato chips). span class="partofspeech"v./span To spill or mark with such a substance, for example if you spill some red food down your shirt, you just "spooged" yourself. Derived from spewage. ]]>
  • n. An undesirable or unusual substance, for example an unanticipated toner- or non-toner related mark on a fresh page, or a goopy food substance in the wrong place.
  • adj. Containing a combination of substances, as in a “spooge donut” (chocolate a with cream filling) or “spooge chips” (sour cream and cheddar potato chips).
  • v. To spill or mark with such a substance, for example if you spill some red food down your shirt, you just “spooged” yourself. Derived from spewage.
    • ]]>     https://lmjargon.info/spooge Tue, 04 Jun 2024 16:06:51 +0000     Spoo Directory https://lmjargon.info/spoo-directory?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[bastardization span class="partofspeech"n./span Spool directory. A directory where temporary files are spooled for printing, primarily in the Win.* product line. Coined because it is possible, using Norton Change Directory in DOS, to go there by typing NCD spoo. ]]>
  • bastardization n. Spool directory. A directory where temporary files are spooled for printing, primarily in the Win.* product line. Coined because it is possible, using Norton Change Directory in DOS, to go there by typing NCD spoo.
    • ]]>     https://lmjargon.info/spoo-directory Tue, 04 Jun 2024 16:06:02 +0000     Splunge https://lmjargon.info/splunge?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[span class="partofspeech"ans./span A non-Boolean answer to a Boolean question; neither agreement, nor disagreement, nor indecisiveness. From a Monty Python sketch. ]]>
  • ans. A non-Boolean answer to a Boolean question; neither agreement, nor disagreement, nor indecisiveness. From a Monty Python sketch.
    • ]]>     https://lmjargon.info/splunge Tue, 04 Jun 2024 16:04:53 +0000