LMJargon

1. n. A frustrating and low-priority bug which interferes with the examination of a critical and complex bug by heeking the printer or software first._ Name derived from Murphy's Laws: a $50 transistor will defend the 30cents slo-blow fuse protecting it by blowing first._
2. A bug which is so neat that it distracts QA from what they set out to reproduce.

1. acronym n. LaserMaster Sales and Marketing building, located at 6900 Sturdy Oak Road.

1. bastardization interj. Time for lunch.
2. interr. Query of lunch plans, in the manner of Bayon(4).

1. bastardization n. Saddle stitch. One of many misspellings gathered over the years in cc:Mail messages from non-R&D factions where people are believed to be illiterate.

1. bastardization interj. Thanks.

1. bastardization interj. Thanks much.

1. n. Description once used in an Archie McPhee catalog, now applied sardonically to any aesthetically disagreeable color set.

1. bastardization n. Taco. You guys coming with to Tayco Tuesday?

1. n. Restaurant chain most likely not to thank a group of LM-ers for their patronage and invite them back for a return visit.

1. n. Star Trek: The Next Generation.