LMJargon

1. Obsolescent n. 24-bit color, the way God designed the world.

1. n. A monitor which worked with the LX controller to display text previews of a printed page.

1. acronym n. A controller daughter board for LX controllers that drives a GlassPage 1280 display. Name was meant to suggest Display PostScript Daughter board, but we never intended for it to be called that.

1. acronym, archaic n. A stand-alone display controller based on the LX architecture to upgrade machines with an EGA controller and a multi-sync monitor from a 640x350 display area to an 800x600 view into a 1024x1024 display area. The physical display area scrolled around the virtual display area by following the cursor.

1. v. To operate the computer at the keyboard and/or mouse, as in Here, lemme drive, or Okay, if you're so smart, you drive.

1. bastardization n. Microsoft SMARTDrive SMARTDRV.SYS.

1. n. Progressive poker game, the exact definition of which remains elusive. (It may be another name for “Guts” or “Five-Two.”)

1. vulgar v. To expunge liquid feces into the toilet (or urinal), usually the morning after drinking. See Buttwiper.

1. bastardization n. Budweiser Beer. Named for its laxative effect when consumed in large amounts see drop mud.

n. Another name for buttfood. See fud.