PURGE!

  1. n. A powder drink mix that causes all orifices in your body to immediately open up and begin expunging bodily fluids. See also SPURT! Ed. note: These drinks mock the so called “smart drinks” WOW! and FOCUS! designed by “renouned” nutritionists Durk Pearson and Sandy Shaw and sold via pyramid marketing scheme under the name Omnitrition International. Other designer drinks were called ...GO FOR IT!, Be Your Best!, and FIRST COURSE.