Spooge

  1. n. An undesirable or unusual substance, for example an unanticipated toner- or non-toner related mark on a fresh page, or a goopy food substance in the wrong place.
  2. adj. Containing a combination of substances, as in a “spooge donut” (chocolate a with cream filling) or “spooge chips” (sour cream and cheddar potato chips).
  3. v. To spill or mark with such a substance, for example if you spill some red food down your shirt, you just “spooged” yourself. Derived from spewage.