Untied Noodle

  1. bastardization n. United Noodle, an Asian grocery store. Ed. note: The use of the word untied for united originated with Jon Carroll, who first used it in an article in the S. F. Chronicle to describe a method of donating money (withdraw $100 from an A.T.M. machine and give $20 to each of five homeless people) that was an antithesis of the United Way.