LMJargon

1. SNow + sURF v. To ski downhill in winter on a single-ski snurfer designed to put your face in the snow. CraigL is the king snurfer. See SAL Club.

1. acronym n. Sledding After Lunch Club. Plastic sleds, inner-tubes and snurfing devices are employed to achieve high-velocity downward movement on a snow-laden hill. If you are RobL, the goal is to ride an inner-tube down the hill fast enough to jump the snow drift and land in the parking lot. If you are CraigL, the goal is to snurf standing up the whole way down the hill. The latter is actually far more difficult and CraigL is the only one who can pull it off.

1. n. The official make time of any product finished the day before (6 hours and 66 minutes after a Friday the 13th), the time of which was chosen to snit LeeB who insisted that software couldn't be released on Friday the Thirteenth.

1. v. The act of loading your Macintosh with so many extensions, cdevs and copies of the program you are currently working on that you have no idea what will happen when you boot. Named after TimS. See also MacsBug.

1. n. A deslugger for the Macintosh, with which usually pops up with regularity on the screens of the Macs in QA, sometimes because they have been Schweitzerized. According to the balloon help: A tool that provides programmers with information proving that it really was a hardware problem.

1. n. A buttfood lunch at the gastronomic emporium in the lower level of the Eden Prairie Mall.
2. interj. Bellowed at lunchtime to announce a group venture.
3. interr. Boolean query in the manner of Bayon (4).

1. n. A consistently reproducible bug which continues to increase in apparent complexity the more you examine it without ever revealing any new information or changing it basic nature. (Name derived from the Mandelbrot Set, a famous fractal object.)

1. n. An abstraction of the necessary combination of KX printers and Macintoshes in client-host relationships across multiple zones necessary to produce the Mandelbug Domino heek, whereby 50% of all involved Macintoshes heek furiously in 2-minute intervals. Networks approaching Ci's Constant are Mandelbug structures and can be reproduced using very large or small sets of hardware.

1. n. The deep red hot sauce of love at Bayon. See flavor dots.

1. n. Small flecks of crushed red hot chili pepper.
2. n. Hot sauce containing small flecks of crushed red hot chili pepper. See cinnamon.