LMJargon

1. n. Someone else's check made out to the Bayon, grabbed from the center of the table in place of monetary change when exact change is not available. The check is then used at a later date in place of cash or your own check.

1. n. Endearing term, but somewhat of a joke; part of a morning greeting, but usually not spoken with emphasis or jocularity. Hey, beautiful.

1. n. A particular Boolean status or property of an object. His car doesn't have the smoking bit set. My hamburger has the cheese bit set.

1. n. A bar in Smyrna, Georgia whose back room was overtaken by a few dozen loud LM'ers during Spring '91 Demcox. The evening included a North Stars playoff game, obscene amounts of food, 22 pitchers of LM Drink, shots of tequila for everyone present, Jane and Scott. The owner migrated from and also owns another Bimbo's in Hibbing, Minnesota.

1. n. Liquid vomit, usually a result of drinking. From Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. See broken, Aaron party, release party, LM Drink, J.D. Co, Reverend Jack. So... I hear you did the big spit!

1. Tabloid size or bigger. From the original behemoth LM1200, tee-shirt for LX 3.50 release Print pages bigger than your head.

1. n. A laser marking engine that can print pages bigger than your head; a 100-pound print engine that draws more power than the Hoover dam is capable of generating in a single day. See brownie.

1. n. Experienced when the LM 1200 plugged into your power strip causes your lights to flicker and dim until the electric company's emergency generators kick in.

1. n. pl. STATE.RST files left by the editor BRIEF when a STATE.RST directory is not specified in SETUP.

1. n. Bar in Las Vegas visited several times during Fall '91 Demcox (previous name Tarkainian's, named after the coach of the Runnin' Rebels basketball team of UNLV). Entertainment included cheap beer, marginal food, Minnesota Twins vs. Atlanta Braves World Series, tie snipping.