LMJargon

  1. v. To drink the spilled reeb, Reverend Jack or other alcoholic beverage from a table top. Technique pioneered by CraigL using J.D. Co' at an Aaron party in 1991.

  1. n. The now-legendary, practically extinct, anything goes, wildman party at Aaron's house. Everything that you thought might happen at parties, but were afraid to ask, happens here. See broken and suck the table. Most often on a Bart night, although no night is excluded as a rule.

  1. n. To smoke superrapidly; to smoke a cigarette in 30 seconds when the temperature outside is unbearably cold.

  1. n. Egregious coding of: sprintf(p, "%s", q); where a simple strcpy(p, q);would suffice. See bobcat, barbism.

  1. n. Egregious coding of: strset(p,'0',strlen(p)); strcat(p,q); when a simple strcpy(p,q); would suffice.

  1. n. Any snippet of code written in a grossly inefficient, inelegant or otherwise ignoble manner. An example is: char s[128]; memset(s,0,128); strcat(s,"foo"); See JeffN's cube for an entire wall of classics. Also see bobcat, a perfect example.

  1. v. Nefarious; profusely broken; morally and ethically wrong; designed in a perfectly evil way. Said of software coding (mal)practices, especially repeated ones. Sometimes spoken “wrong with a capital W.” See also Barbism, BobCat, strcain.

  1. interj. Reaffirmation that Dick’s Operating System is broken and Wrong. Uttered when something unexpected happens, when a desired feature is not present, or when an existing feature is implemented in an idiotic way (the latter being far and away the most frequent).

  1. n. RobL's secret party drink, rumored to contain only vodka, Gatorade®, and a dash of sea salt, culminating in a drink more emetic than any other ever devised. Although some survivors insist that the mixture is nothing more than vodka and green food coloring, others maintain that the citric taste supports the Gatorade theory. Why is it called the Drink of Life and Death? In the words of the inventor, “If your tongue doesn't hurt in the morning, you must be dead.”

blanket time

  1. interj. Cover the drunk; announced when someone is rolling around on the floor, babbling incoherently and/or incessantly; the intent is to remove the unsightly offender from view (see also B.Y.O.B.).

  2. Cover the couple; announced when two people are rolling around on the floor, babbling incoherently and/or incessantly; the intent is to remove the unsightly offenders from view.