LMJargon

  1. v. To program; to enter code, as in The hardware is finished; now it’s all just typing.

  1. n. Any object (see also scud) launched from one cube to another, usually taking the form of rubber bands or cluds, small superballs or nerf objects.

  1. n. An object cast into a cube.

  2. interj. Cried out when faced with incoming rubber bands.

  1. n. A golfball-sized toy, fashioned as a glom of rubber bands, which when shot several yards at high speed makes a substantial thud sound upon impact. Named after the inventor, ClayB. See also scud, incoming.

  1. bastardization n. Office; cube. Come over to my orifice.

  1. n. Cubicle; a private work area not unlike a small room or cage, customized and very friendly. Almost never truly cube-shaped, although some are actually square when viewed from the top.

  2. n. Office; a private work area in a separate room with a door and optionally a window. An office as such is often still referred to as a cube, even though it is not a cube in the standard definition as in other corporations. To call an office an office at LM would be pompous and unfriendly. See orifice.

  3. n. Shelter to protect you from the occasional rubber band or clud or other objects.

  4. n. A generic area where software engines, chained to their desks, type, eat buttfood, and sometimes practice TurboRest during crunch mode.

  1. v. To work or reside in your cube, as in Could you show me where MarkG lives?

  1. n. The area of the R&D building where the hardware engineers live.

  1. n. The coolest division of LaserMaster.

  2. A highly cohesive group of wacked-out computer geeks in continuous crunch mode.

  1. spoonerism n. Comdex, a large semi-annual trade show; a place to learn the zen of TurboRest and talking to end-users while broken