LMJargon

1. v. To cram eight hours of sleep into fifteen minutes, a technique pioneered by RobL at Fall `91 Demcox in Las Vegas. Half- and quarter-turn R.E.M. movements are achieved by modulating the eye organ directly to alter the shape, size and direction of rapid eye movement to give you the highest sleep quality possible, virtually eliminating the “flutters.” Ed. note: the name TurboRest originated from a misprint on an ASIC which was supposed to have read TurboRes+.

1. n. Place to get some TurboRest during crunch mode and release mode. See also the Whore.

1. n. Wry name given WinPrinter Release 1.00 by JanisM. Dave, are you spending the night with the Whore again? See also nap room, crunch mode, home life.

1. n. Anything peculiar to LaserMaster; of or pertaining to LaserMaster. See spousal context clash.

1. n. When you are in computer mode or LM mode and your spouse is in human mode. A slap in the face is sometimes beneficial to reconciling or synchronizing modes. More frequent during release mode. Often the spouse will say, Must be an LM thing.

1. n. Same as board, only generally a bit smaller.

1. n. A miniature version of a controller, sans dedicated CPU and thus sans microcode.

2. Any competitor's controller, even if it is technically a controller. See also card.

1. n. A large printed circuit board with lots of cool hardware and often a dedicated chip onto which microcode is loaded and run; different from a board in that a controller is more sophisticated.

1. n. TrueTech AFM controller.

2. TrueTech AFM software Release 2.00, the first real release of love for the TX line, and any release thereafter.

[**history through T2PATH, TT=The Terminator, ergo T2=Terminator 2. Arnold, etc.]

1. n. LaserMaster TrueTech or TrueTech AFM controller.

2. The TrueTech product line.

3. TrueTech software, hardware, or any combination thereof. See also T2.