LMJargon

  1. n. 1. Self. Substitute fles for self anywhere, as in Sure, help yourfles, or I did it all by myfles.
  2. A transformation applied to words in natural languages which reverses the order of the letters. See flessage.

  1. prefix v. Of inferior quality. Flavoring prefix, used seriously, facetiously, sarcastically or sardonically. Almost always applied to food items. For example, butt-burgers aka sliders. Other examples: butt-breakfast, butt-chips, butt-chunks, butt-cream, butt-fries, butt-juice, butt-pack, butt-sauce. Sometimes applied to non-food items, such as butt-ware or butt-mobile. Derived from buttfood.

  1. bastardization n. General Mills Bugles™ corn snacks; a small, yellow, cone-shaped buttfood with a point at one end and a hole at the other end (presumably for your finger, as the back of the box shows). He's got a box of Nacho Cheese Bungholes with flavor sand! or Cool man, original salt bomb Bungholes!

  1. n. The cool or tangy flavoring particles used on the surface of certain buttfoodens such as Doritos, Pringles, Bungholes, and so forth.

  1. acronym, vulgar n. Never Ending River of Shit, a nickname given the TrueTech AFM 2.00 software release by JimH of QA. As the name implies, the release lingered on for quite some time and the quality assurance process was an extensive endeavor.

  1. n. Macintosh System Software of love.
  2. n. The software release in which all of the known bugs and requested enhancements will be fixed.

  1. Archaic interj. Spoken happily and melodically to announce that it is time for a tuber or another form of nicotine such as pipe or chewing tobacco. Accompanied by scissor motion with middle and index fingers.

n. A very fast font format and rasterizer. Developed at The Company, which later became DTC after it was bought by LaserMaster.

  1. [acronym] n. LX Outline font. Based on the QOL format, this format for the LX controllers included Bitstream Fontware hints and later Nimbus Q hints.

  1. n. The thing at the bottom of your glass that you thought you drank, but wasn't really there. You hope.