LMJargon

1. v. To procreate; to practice procreation.

1. n. The bump on Smetana Drive on the way to Bayon where you must punch the gas pedal for a fun drop. Causes a cool scraping noise if there are several passengers. It is traditional to put the arms in the air and yell woooo as the bump is ridden.

1. n. Legend speaks of a tree near the Mark Wickham Commemorative Bump that was hit by an LM'er one winter. The tree has since been chopped down to a stump.

1. n. Small strips of pale, rubbery sun-dried apple chunks, for example Sun Maid brand.

1. n. The game of Jenga played with chairs, only that the chairs are considered write-only: stacked but not yanked out from beneath.

1. n. A school where one learns to design unnecessary bells and whistles into user interfaces. The guys who wrote this app must've gone to the Cake Decorating School of Gratuitous Embellishment...

1. n. A mess worse than a can of worms.
2. Any nebulous meaning. Origin: ToddL in a meeting when he misheard AaronK saying Damn the torpedos!

1. n. LaserMaster's first product, shipped February, 1986. The first version had 1.5M memory, a graphics coprocessor, and supported the Ricoh 4080 only. Available fonts were HP softfonts (SFP's). CAD support was added through LMPlot. See also LC2.

1. n. The corner at West 78th Street and Valley View Road in Hidden Prairie on the way back from the mall where there's always a part or two of a car lying in the street and where there should be a protected left-turn signal.

1. n. Bottle opener.