LMJargon

  1. n. Mail-order catalog of strange and exotic plastic, rubber, and paper toys passed around from time to time. Group orders are sent, as in the CD List of Love.

  1. n. A coin given to an employee as a token of appreciation for hard work. A silver eagle was a small pin given on an employee's one-year anniversary. A gold eagle was a similar pin given on an employee's five-year anniversary.

  1. n. See LC2, Elsie the Cow.

  1. n. Abbreviation for jillion, as in 21.5J.

  1. n. 64 kilobits, used when measuring memory; endemic to the LX microcode. The frame buffer begins at the 21.5 jillion boundary. Abbrev. J.

  1. v.i. To kill.
  2. v.t. To die. -ed dead.

  1. n. A document created in QA which tests numerous features of an in-house application, with the intent of breaking the product prior to release.

  1. obscene interj. Euphemistic invitation to share personal space, both participants facing the same way, usually face-down. From the game of checkers. Origin, Demcox, Fall 1990 (AaronK's first), ColeM flopped face down on the bed and said King Me! making a lasting impression.

  1. n. Small hexagonal room in which TurboRest is performed during trade shows.

  1. n. A proprietary AUI ethernet connection using an LM proprietary connector. A similar network connection was established by Apple Computer and is referred to as RevenueNet.