LMJargon

  1. [bastardization] n. Subway, a buttfood restaurant. Also Grubway.

  1. bastardization n. Cub Foods. Used somewhat facetiously, but a cool nickname nonetheless.

  1. bastardization n. McDonald's (Also McDouglie's), a buttfood restaurant.

  2. interr. Boolean query in the manner of Bayon (4).

  1. bastardization n. Burger King, a buttfood restaurant.

  1. n. Kung Pao Chicken at Bayon, ordered hot. See also power steak, curry chicken.

  1. n. A magnanimous one- or two-person trip to Douglie's, Bugger King, Hardee's, Wendy's, Scrubway, Grub Foods or any other place that sells buttfood, utilizing the drive-thru when possible. Like a beer run, only different. Most often during crunch mode.

  1. n. Any food or food-like substance whose nutritional content is the same whether you eat it or shove it up your butt. Origin: skate-board term.

  2. interj. Bellowed to announce the arrival of food obtained on a buttfood run.

  1. n. At Bayon, the hierarchy of software engines in line to receive ToddL’s cheesy foofoo. The beginning of the foofoo pecking order was DaveM, AaronK, MarkW, MarkG.

  1. n. Triangular deep-fried, cream-filled, crunchy wonton appetizer at Bayon. Technically buttfood although not generally recognized as such, except by ToddL. See also foofoo pecking order.

  1. v. To discard the spoon to the middle of the table when a cheesy foofoo or other non-soup is the appetizer. Opposite of respoon.