LMJargon

  1. v. Opposite of despoon. To reposses a previously discarded spoon from the middle of the table when you realize that you are getting soup after all. See also power steak.

  1. n. Beef pepper steak at Bayon, ordered extra fire hot with a personal pitcher of water. Comes with a bowl of hot and sour soup that often causes a respoon. See also laser chicken, curry chicken.

  1. The restaurant formerly known as Bayon.

  1. interj. Negative answer to boolean Bayon query.

  1. n. Former name of highly revered former Cambodian restaurant in Hopkins (new name Kim Fug). Home of curry chicken, power steak and cheesy foofoos. Now defunct. No forwarding address. No further information is available. Any outstanding Bayon Tenders are no longer negotiable.
  2. n. Food from the Bayon.
  3. interj. Bellowed at lunchtime to announce a prescheduled or impromptu group trip.
  4. interr. Boolean query of lunch or dinner plans to which an expedient answer is required. See also Bayoff.
  5. v. To patronize the Bayon.

  1. n. The one piece of carrot that is supposed to be present in each bowl of curry chicken, but sometimes isn't because someone else got two token carrots.

  1. n. The secret magic sauce of love in curry chicken upon which float chunks of chicken, potato and a token carrot.

  1. bastardization n. Alternate formation of mistake.

  1. n. Software documention written for the LCD (Lowest Common Degenerate) or the pond scum is said to be written on drool-proof paper. An example appears on pages 1-2 in the Unity 1000 Printer Manual: “Do not locate Unity where it might be exposed to flames...” and on page A-2 in the Unity Mac User Guide: “If you are experiencing printing problems, first make sure that Unity is plugged in...” and on page iv of the Unity PC User Guide: “The procedures in the manual were written based on the assumption that your current directory is the root directory of hard drive C:. Of course, this isn't always the case.”

  1. v. Extraordinaire; flavoring words appended to the name of something that is substantially better than other things of its class, such as the Paper Size Table of Love, or a deslugger of love. Structure of Love was the first of love phrase.