LMJargon

1. n. Foolish or thoughtless driving that results in misperceived software bugs.
2. interj. Response from software engine when described a bug that isn't really a bug. See SFU error.

1. n. Name given a pet stealth-clud by its designer, BobA (who, incidentally, is somewhat dangerous around toys).

1. Command + LIST n. Post-mortem degubbing tool for use with LX microcode. The DD/PI command list is uploaded from the controller and dumped to the screen.
2. n. Output generated by such tool.

1. n. Measure of butt-ness in a food source. When sober, palatability is inversely proportional to the buttfood content. When broken, palatability is directly proportional to the buttfood content. I need something with some serious buttfood content.

1. interj. Flippant dismissal of something bad when sympathy is expected.
2. Similar to pretty sorry, but without concealed antipathy.

1. n. Name on the large sign in the grass in front of 7156 Sturdy Oak Road. At the time the building was named, there were 8 prior entrepreneurial ventures started by LMers—all of which had failed. One of them was Hex Music, Inc., a company LeoS and LarryL started which developed but never sold a digital music synthesizer. So, naturally, the building was named Building IX.

1. spoonerism n. Double buffering, but only in reference to printing pages, not in reference to drinking as in double buffering, unless perhaps you are too broken to speak coherently.

1. n. An airborne loaf of bread. See clud, Hackey Bread.

1. v. To defecate.

1. n. PC Land; the large bay fronted by 7188 Sturdy Oak Road. Name chosen both as a distraction to curious passers-by, since anything is better than Lots of expensive computer equipment, and in honor of the bovine beast. See Cow Script, Moo Script and Cow Group. See also Pixel Hut.