LMJargon

1. n. Name outside MacLand. See also Bovine Research Center.

1. n. Mythical sub-pixel toner particles that make TurboRes possible; colorful name first used to describe TurboRes. Back in the old days when the details of TurboRes were a closely guarded secret, the term was developed as a sort of flippant, appealing, and magical discription of how TurboRes worked.

1. n. Accidental mikstake reference to the Terrific Lunch Company, a place up the road to get sandwiches and chips.

1. n. Drinking and buttfood money while out of town at a trade show. One day's [per diem](./per-diem] will almost never actually last 24 hours, so going on a cultural tour or some corporate bonding with a mangler with a corporate credit card is recommended.

1. vt. To rub a pair of lezterps together in order to remove some or all of the salt.

1. n. An incoming stream of PCL with an indefinite end. Frequently caused by the automatic language detection of a printer getting confused between PostScript and PCL mode.
2. An incomplete print job consisting of PCL muck.

1. n. One of the oriental restaurants in the area which is not The Bayon. Abbreviated as PBS. Invariably of lesser quality than the Bayon in (at least) one way. Became much more poignant after Kim Fug closed their doors for the final time.

1. bastardization of pass the buck n. A game played among software engines during release mode. If you've got the bug, the idea is to fix it as quickly as possible or pass it off to someone else.

1. n. Mindset in which one does not leave the room—even to puke—for fear one might miss something terribly important (e.g., someone else puking). A supply of 24-oz. plastic cups within arms' reach has proven useful.

1. v. To be mildly alarmed about something that turns out to be trivial; to misperceive danger; not really to panic at all. Often used upon realizing that there is no true danger or problem. Sorry, I panicked.