LMJargon

1. n. A cigarette, from a tube of tobacco.

1. obsolescent n. A vehicle with the smoking bit set on the way to and from lunch, especially to Bayon or mall buttfood.
2. interj. Bellowed with arms in the air to announce that the speaker is providing transportation and that persons with the smoking bit set should ride with the speaker and enjoy tubers together.

1. n. Method of transferring files when a local-area network is down see also notwork.
2. File transfer by floppy diskette.

1. n. Mac guys who occasionally work on PCs as well but still bleed six colors.

1. obsolete n. Where Mac guys in QA whine to sniveling Macintosh primadonnas in development.
2. Where Mac guys in development ignore the whining sniveling Macintosh primadonnas in QA.
3. Where tech-support guys whine to Mac guys in QA.
4. Where Mac guys in QA ignore the whining of tech-support guys.

1. bastardization n. Semi-witty nickname for any LAN (Local Area Network) when it is down or in an unstable state.

1. interj. A software engine's expression of mental and physical fitness, especially when asked, Dead Yet? by another software engine. This expression was derived from the Monty Python sketch in Holy Grail where the old man didn't want to go on the cart. I'm not dead yet.

1. v. The act of attempting to repair damage to your Macintosh hard disk with Norton Utilities for the Mac, usually resulting in the message Norton Utilities is unable to repair this disk.

1. bastardization interj. Said aloud to evoke laughter in an otherwise quiet and boring room. No real meaning, other than no parking.

1. obsolescent n. In some circles, a day to boycott shrimp toes and do the Bayon instead; prime referring to the factorization of the day of the month. In other circles, a day to boycott the boycotters and do shrimp toes anyway.